Where the cookies at?

Feb 08

Feb 04

Dec 28

Am I the only one who noticed…

the-krusty-crew:

Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….

(Source: deceiving-light)

Dec 21

Busy schedule on the Apocalypse

00 00: The Beginning of the End of the World
06 00: Opening Ceremony
06 13: Winter Solstice
07 00: Rain of Fire
08 30: Earthquake
09 30: Loki's arrival
10 00: OVNIS Salutation
10 30: The Rapture
11 00: Thanos on Earth
11 36: Ragnarok
12 00: Eclipse
12 01-14 00: LUNCH
14 15: Reversal of the magnetic poles of the Earth
15 00: Super Global Warming
16 30: Daleks
17 00: Alignment of the planets of the Solar System
18 00: Scar-Moriarty-Lucifer-Sauron-Loki-Cyberman Official Alliance
19 00: TV Special Program "The End of the World" -subtitles available-
20 00: End of the Rapture
21 00: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Arrival (with parade)
22 00: Dinner Time
23 00: Toast (with the Earth’s Traditional Ballad "Toxic")
24 00: The End of the End of the World

eponinenjolras:

got-me-hiddle-stoned:

road—to—dawn:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.

You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

Are they all fighting again? Quick let’s sneak in before they notice us

A WILD AUSTRALIA HAS APPEARED.

i think i just watched a hetalia episode

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via haaaaaa-i-get-it)

Nov 22

vhanstiel:

Who’s with me?

(via super-sass-cas-ass)

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theknightoftime:

tayyzilla:

THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL IS PREGNANT AND SHE POSTED THIS AND CAPTIONED IT
”♥HIS TOUNG IS OUT♥”

BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IS A DEMON

THE GRUDGE IS IN YOUR STOMACH

I WOULD FUCKING SHIT AND PISS

(via haaaaaa-i-get-it)

Nov 11

[video]

(Source: super-psychic-paper, via supernaturalsundayjr)

Oct 26

[video]

Oct 25

effingphenomeniall:

cuddlepunch:

WiFi names from my neighbors

can i move to your neighborhood?

(Source: cuddlepunch, via agianthordeofzombiesjust)

ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other

(Source: compulsives, via agianthordeofzombiesjust)